Because of Fucking Shit like this! No middle aged men.... I don't care if you can't get it up to fuck you old bag of a wife, or your fucking kids' babysitter. And I really don't need to hear some pseudo blues pile of limp dick music cover version of the Elvis Presely sung Viva Las Vegas coming on my TV every fucking 1/2 hour either. I can watch MTV or VH1 for that.
men's dicks and how they can't get it
up then I've ever even seen my dick.
Yes Viagra, we know what you do.
You have made millions. People will
continue to buy your product. Do we
really need advertising like this
crammed down our fucking throats?
It's like tampons. You don't need to
advertise, people know about you and what you do.
How about a quick look at the lyrics while we're at it...
VIVA VIAGRA LYRICS
Got me a honey gonna set my soul,
gonna set my soul on fire!
At the end of the day
I'm not a guy to stray
because she's my heart desire.
Now this lonesome toad
is sick of the road
I can't wait
Can't wait!
I can't wait to go home.
Viva Viagra! Viva, Viva, Viva Viagra!
Fucking Christ, Drink Up Everybody!
