Why Drink?

Because of Fucking Shit like this! No middle aged men.... I don't care if you can't get it up to fuck you old bag of a wife, or your fucking kids' babysitter. And I really don't need to hear some pseudo blues pile of limp dick music cover version of the Elvis Presely sung Viva Las Vegas coming on my TV every fucking 1/2 hour either. I can watch MTV or VH1 for that.

I've heard more about middle aged

men's dicks and how they can't get it

up then I've ever even seen my dick.

Yes Viagra, we know what you do.

You have made millions. People will

continue to buy your product. Do we

really need advertising like this

crammed down our fucking throats?

It's like tampons. You don't need to

advertise, people know about you and what you do.

How about a quick look at the lyrics while we're at it...

VIVA VIAGRA LYRICS

Got me a honey gonna set my soul,
gonna set my soul on fire!
At the end of the day
I'm not a guy to stray
because she's my heart desire.
Now this lonesome toad
is sick of the road
I can't wait 
Can't wait!
I can't wait to go home.
Viva Viagra! Viva, Viva, Viva Viagra!

 

Fucking Christ, Drink Up Everybody!

Shit You Didn't Know: The London Beer Flood

The London Beer Flood occurred on October 17, 1814 in the London parish of St. Giles in the United Kingdom. At the Meux and Company Brewery on Tottenham Court Road, a huge vat containing over 135,000 gallons of beer ruptured, causing other vats in the same building to succumb in a domino effect. As a result, more than 323,000 gallons of beer burst out and gushed into the streets. The wave of beer destroyed two homes and crumbled the wall of the Tavistock Arms pub, trapping the barmaid under the rubble.

The wave left 9 people dead: 8 due to drowning, one from alcohol poisoning.

Because the wave hit a poor neighbourhood, survivors rushed to save as much of the drink as they could. It took weeks for the smell to subside. The brewery was eventually taken to court over the accident, but the disaster was ruled to be an "Act of God" by the judge and jury, leaving no one responsible.

Who Are These People? Hans Bellmer

Hans Bellmer (13 March 1902 Kattowitz, Silesia, – 23 February 1975 Paris, France) was an artist, best known for the life-sized pubescent female dolls he produced in the mid-1930s. He is also commonly thought of, in the art world, as a Surrealist photographer.

Shit You Didn't Know: What is a "Blue Law"

 

 

 

A blue law, in the United States and Canada, is a type of law designed to enforce moral standards, particularly the observance of Sunday as a day of worship or rest. Most have been repealed, declared unconstitutional or are simply unenforced, although prohibitions on the sale of alcoholic beverages, and occasionally almost all commerce, on Sundays are still enforced in many areas. This puzzles many non-Americans, given the supposed separation of church and state. Blue laws often prohibit an activity only during certain hours and there are usually exceptions to the prohibition of commerce, like grocery and drug stores. In some places blue laws may be enforced due to religious principles, but others are retained as a matter of tradition or out of convenience.

Shit You Didn't Know: Tequila Has No Worm

It's called Mezcal that has the worm...and it's not a worm.

It's insect larvae.