This guy comes out looking like a real tool. I wonder where he is now?
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Where Cliche's Were Born and Pure Fucking Comedy Genius
Bob, Willie, Michael, The Boss, Tina, Stevie, 2 Kenny's, Ray, Cyndi and more..... go on ladies and gents, make that day brighter! How many cliches can you count?
The Boss' performance especially reminds me of John Belushi doing Joe Cocker which is
VERY FUNNY
&
PURE FUCKING GENIUS
Joe Cocker Solo
Jon doing Joe Solo
John and Joe together
Even more Jon doing Joe
Friday, March 21, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
The Leprechaun of Alabama
This might be the greatest single piece of journalism ever. EVER. My favorite is the amateur sketch but there are so many classic quotes here that it comes off like a mini Animal House.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Women
The only things I've ever been good at are drinking beer & pissing
off women. The sad thing is those aren't even unique talents -
most dudes I know are good at that shit.
-Chad Balcom
Women
Love is not always just around the corner. Love is the hot handle when you reach for a door.
- J.R.M.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Why Drink?
Because of Fucking Shit like this! No middle aged men.... I don't care if you can't get it up to fuck you old bag of a wife, or your fucking kids' babysitter. And I really don't need to hear some pseudo blues pile of limp dick music cover version of the Elvis Presely sung Viva Las Vegas coming on my TV every fucking 1/2 hour either. I can watch MTV or VH1 for that.
I've heard more about middle aged
men's dicks and how they can't get it
up then I've ever even seen my dick.
Yes Viagra, we know what you do.
You have made millions. People will
continue to buy your product. Do we
really need advertising like this
crammed down our fucking throats?
It's like tampons. You don't need to
advertise, people know about you and what you do.
How about a quick look at the lyrics while we're at it...
VIVA VIAGRA LYRICS
Got me a honey gonna set my soul,
gonna set my soul on fire!
At the end of the day
I'm not a guy to stray
because she's my heart desire.
Now this lonesome toad
is sick of the road
I can't wait
Can't wait!
I can't wait to go home.
Viva Viagra! Viva, Viva, Viva Viagra!
Fucking Christ, Drink Up Everybody!
Shit You Didn't Know: The London Beer Flood
The London Beer Flood occurred on October 17, 1814 in the London parish of St. Giles in the United Kingdom. At the Meux and Company Brewery on Tottenham Court Road, a huge vat containing over 135,000 gallons of beer ruptured, causing other vats in the same building to succumb in a domino effect. As a result, more than 323,000 gallons of beer burst out and gushed into the streets. The wave of beer destroyed two homes and crumbled the wall of the Tavistock Arms pub, trapping the barmaid under the rubble.
The wave left 9 people dead: 8 due to drowning, one from alcohol poisoning.
Because the wave hit a poor neighbourhood, survivors rushed to save as much of the drink as they could. It took weeks for the smell to subside. The brewery was eventually taken to court over the accident, but the disaster was ruled to be an "Act of God" by the judge and jury, leaving no one responsible.